Day of the Ninja!

So, apparently Talk Like a Pirate Day was not enough: we must now also celebrate the Day of the Ninja. Apparently some, for the sake of consistency, as referring to it as Sneak like a Ninja Day: since ninjas have no consistent speech idiosyncrasies -- they are, in fact, rather more noted for not speaking -- sneaking is a convenient alternative.

For those with a higher personal investment in ninjatude, wardrobe accessories are certainly appropriate. With these helpful instructions (illustrated) from the DotN website, you can transform an ordinary t-shirt into a kick-awesome ninja mask -- perfect for the ninja on a budget.