When Pigs Attack

This little piggy stayed home. The first sentence is priceless:

A huge pig called Bruce has trapped a terrified woman in her home in Australia.

Bruce?

And, even though this is in Australia, we in the Southeast U.S. shouldn't feel safe: they're here too.

P.S. I actually blogged about the Alabama Monster pig previously: "We're going to need a bigger pickup!" Ah, clever me.