Friday, January 19, 2007

The Really Last Samurai

In the anarchic heart of modern England, when vicious thugs ruled in fear, cowing even the law itself, a lone swordsman saw his time had come: Bobbies Rescued by Vigilante Samurai!

The description of the nameless hero is priceless: "Caucasian, mustachioed, in his 40s, of medium build, and height approximately 5' 10"." I suppose the mustache was waxed and curled in a dashing manner, but that's only a conjecture.

A made-for-tv movie will be arriving in 5, 4, 3, 2...

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