Elvis(h) Impersonators

For those with ambitions to Elfhood (or Vulcanhood), a procedure has been developed to at least grant those races' most prominent trait: the pointed ears. The developer of this new cosmetic surgery is a Hungarian plastic surgeon, Dr. Lajos Nagy; for some reason -- perhaps related to copyright infringement -- he calls them "faun" ears and claims that, in addition to looking cool, they also help you hear better: Be a Music Faun Yourself!
Come on, you know you want to. All the hip kids are doing it. At least the ones that LARP, anyway.