Kicking Butt, the Old Order Way

At one point -- during a class or conversation, I forget which -- I declared the following: "I will raise my children in an Amish ninja monastery. Kids need a purpose in life." Considering it one of my more witty and epigrammatic sayings, I chronicled it on my facebook profile. It apparently inspired at least one person, namely Josh Powers, whom I know of old from SEBC. He sent me this: a graphical depiction of my utopian dream.