Say what you like about Walmart...

...but I just bought groceries there, and I got...

1 loaf of bread
1 box of 24 Ramen
4 1lb boxes of spaghetti
2 1lb boxes of veggie rotini
1 2lb box of elbow macaroni
1 1lb bag of egg noodles
1 dozen large eggs
4 3qt jugs of apple juice
1 1lb bag of lima beans
1 1lb bag of black beans
1 1lb bag of lentils
1 half gallon of milk
2 red onions
and 1 box of saltine crackers

...for $25.90 (including tax).

Now you know way more than you ever wanted about my diet.