Thursday, August 03, 2006

Another Homily from Vargard, Dwarf Cleric

"Some lads asked for me thoughts on a troublesome quandary: 'If we clear out a hole of Orcs, do we get to keep the loot?' Now, some finicky types might call this stealin'. And if it was Dwarves that lived in that hole, they'd be right. But Orcs--everybody knows they've never made anything worth keeping. Haven't got an ounce o' craft in 'em. So, if they've got any truck that's valuable, they must've stolen it themselves, right? Stands to reason. And if ye take it, that's justice, that is. And don't worry about who had the loot first, 'cause Orcs tend to cut off yer head before nicking yer truck. It's all just common sense. But I like it when the lads bring me their moral dilemmas..."

Vargard's First Homily
Vargard's Second Homily
Vargard's Third Homily

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