Wednesday, August 08, 2007

A Wedding Homily from Vargard, Dwarf Cleric

"Among Human folk, now's the time in the nuptials when the parson talks about cleavin' and not puttin' asunder what Heaven hath joined. Pretty sentiments, right enough, and we Dwarf priests like to say somethin' o' the same gist. Only cleavin' and puttin' asunder is what I'll do to any o' ye impious buggers that mucks about with this here lovely wedded couple. I've married 'em, and they'll stay married, by Moradin, if me axe has ought to do with it!"

Vargard's First Homily
Vargard's Second Homily
Vargard's Third Homily
Vargard's Fourth Homily

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